Spectacular Jumping Crocodiles, Adelaide River, Darwin

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Peter, owner of a Cruise company calls us during our stay in Darwin and on hearing that we were trapped there due to the floods said that we must come and see what the Adelaide river has to offer.

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We board the pick up bus in Darwin City Centre and we head towards Jabiru, our friendly, informative driver talks away, tells us interesting tit bits of information about the things we can see to the left or the right, answering all questions thrown at him with confidence and ease. The land surrounding Darwin is lush and green, and with the wet season also comes the vast array fauna and flora, in fact, we are told that this area of the Northern Territory has more bio diversity than that of the Serengeti Plains. To see this much green and water around, especially after sleeping on the red earth of central Australia was astonishing. However, the most astonishing fact, and one which further explains our being trapped by the rains is that at one point over the last few years one part of the Adelaide river, normally 92m across expanded to engulf all surrounding land during ‘The Wet’ as it swelled to an incredible 14kms! The brief stop to the visitors centre gave us impressive aerial views of the land bellow us and offered explanations of some of the roles of the small creatures which help maintain the balance of the ecosystem.
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On arriving at the jetty we were greeted with a snake around our shoulders much like an Aussie version of a flower lei and we shook hands with our skipper Peter himself, who promised us something a little different.

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Very shortly after we set off Peter assures us that there is a croc of at least fours meters in length coming toward the boat. All the passengers quickly move to the right side of the boat, cameras at the ready, all pointing in different directions as we make wild guesses as to which ripple in the water is the croc. Eventually he has to verbally guide us to the exact location of the camouflaged killer so that our untrained eyes could focus in.

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I’m leaning over the side of the boat; waiting for the shot I’ve been promised. Zoom lense ready, I’m waiting for the slight rippling of the water to give away the start of the jump. Suddenly he makes a giant, muscular, adrenalin fuelled jump. My zoom lense shows the teeth fast coming nearer to my face, he is really big.
So startled by the swift movement I jump back, recoiling from the danger, I'm too surprised to react to the impressiveness of the beast in a professional manner and completely miss the shot.
Crooked, yellow, aging teeth amongst the fresh new nashers squeezed into a powerful jaw come closer and closer and closer as the prehistoric throw back lunges out of the muddy waters, opened mouthed, toward the crowd looking over the side of the boat. Up, up, up he jumps until two thirds of his tail is completely out of the water. Nothing had quite prepared me for the sight of the crocodile lunging so far out of the water bearing all its teeth. With my eyes only just back in their sockets. My exact words of exclamation were uncouth and unrepeatable so I will lie and say I said something along the lines of “Holy Cannoli!” followed by “Wow, he sure is a big old chap, how simply awe inspiring”. He snaps at the meat on a stick which has roused him but at the very last moment it is teased out of his reach and he disappears back into the water. The lure is lowered back within reach again and he makes another spectacular jump for it, this time clamping down on the bait and swallowing it whole after landing with a splash back into the depths, camouflaged once more.

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The huge specimens we see today have recently been fighting one another, fresh scars over old ones leave white marks on their heads, apparently a six meter crocodile named ‘Hannibal the Cannibal’, who has recently moved into the area has been throwing his weight around and showing the other crocs who’s boss. Powerful, age old monsters, fierce and ruthless, persistently scout the Adelaide River, learning the habits of those who venture into the waters, either to moor a boat, empty crab pots or to swim. But why would anyone with a decent sense of life saving fear go anywhere near the river? It is crawling with these man eaters. Ruthless, without sympathy or remorse they guard their territory, patrolling the turf. If you are in, or nearby the water, and they are hungry, you haven’t got a chance. You can’t appeal to their better nature and whilst Croc Dundee fans would like to believe it is possible to talk your way out of becoming dinner, the reality is that it is the croc you don’t see that will get you and you won’t ever see it’s face to get a chance to stab it in the nose with your hunting knife. We’ve seen pictures of tourist in small boats being stalked by crocs and listened to countless tales of crocs from almost everyone we meet. But, the truth is you don’t meet people with croc scars, and after seeing the big ones up close and personal, I can clearly see how it would be impossible to survive to tell the tale.

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The news is saturated with croc stories, one day a photo of a blurred croc in the distance graces the front page, the next, descriptions of a sandal being found on the banks near where the victim was last seen, or a hat found floating down stream. Croc attacks are not as uncommon as you would hope in the Northern Territory. Since our time in Oz we have followed the reporting of a man, a father and husband, who had been taken by a crocodile whilst he was checking his crab pots. He should have known better than to put his pots out in the same place three days in a row, say some, whilst others say kill the croc. An debate on the local radio stations about what should be done causes an outcry in the outback communities who believe things should be left as they are and people should stop interfering with the natural food chain.

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What is so misleading about the media use of the croc sightings is that they print stories of crocs as if they are a rare occurrence. The truth is that they are everywhere, Phil and I couldn’t believe how many we saw and we know for sure there was a whole bunch more hiding in the waters that were not visible to us. A croc picture on the front page sells more papers, in fact, we find out that they tend to double or triple their sales whenever our prehistoric predators grace the front cover.

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Croc Facts
They can leap so that 2/3rds of their tale is out of the water
They grow new teeth as and when they are needed
They swallow stones to aid with digestion and for balance
They bask in the sun with their mouths open so their brains don’t over heat.
If croc eggs are stored below 30degrees they usually become female, if stored below they become male.
They can become really big!!!

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Birds of prey steal tit bits of meat as it is thrown in for the crocs


Phil and I were so thoroughly impressed with what we saw on this trip, it was something we were not expecting to ever see in the wild.

For bookings and information visit Spectacular Jumping Crocodile Cruises

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Pee Wee's at the Point Restaurant, Darwin


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Our entree, a smorgasbord of savoury delights

Pee Wee’s at the Point Restaurant, Darwin, sits at the end of a long path, between East Point Reserve and the sea. Dining late, we arrived after dark. Driving into the unlit car park we couldn’t help wondering if we were perhaps going the wrong way. At first I had a brief thought that the advertisements in the various brochures found around town must have largely doctored their impressive looking photographs as I was confronted with plain and unimpressive looking buildings with corrugated aluminium fronts and its modest and ordinary shop front with a round the back feel to it. As it turned out this sensation of back door entry was absolutely correct, as that was precisely what we were doing, the front being the glorious beachfront was accessible only through the restaurant. And, as long as you arrive before dark, you can see nothing but nature for kilometres in front of you. And on the other side of the waters, the skyline of Darwin city sits on the peninsular while the sea calmly laps the palm lined shore in the foreground, as we later saw when we revisited Pee Wee’s the following day to see what the day view had to offer.

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Pee Wee's interior

We were immediately greeted with a plethora of friendly smiles by very attentive staff, who after offering us cocktails and wine, talked us through the specialities of the evening and with great talent roused my taste buds as they described by heart the chef’s recommendations, which we couldn’t wait to sample.

The furnishings were made for keeping patrons cool as opposed to keeping them intimate. As I sat on the other side of a vast table, feeling I was a little too far from my dining partner to talk discretely, I really felt the spaciousness of the room. But rather than embracing the legroom I felt the need to be closer to my company and moved my chair around the side of the table to better reach for a toast to be closer to our giant shared chef’s special entrĂ©e, elegantly laid out in front of us. And as we clinked our glasses of delicious house red together I thought to myself that this is the first toast we have had in a long while made with an actual wine glass and not a yellow plastic mug. All that was missing was a few candles, although the lighting was very pleasing regardless.

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The view from Pee Wee's

We slowly savoured each of the many treats, each of us very happy not only about the freshness of the sea food but of the mouth-watering savoury jams and sauces. The duck dish was juicy and tender, the sauce superbly complimenting without overpowering. The salt water barramundi was sumptuous.


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When the dessert menu was offered, patting our stomachs and finding ourselves a little over satisfied with the food so far we thought we probably shouldn’t. ‘Well, I’ll just tell you about the specials quickly then.’ Said the waitress. And as soon as she described the first offering we simultaneously declared ‘ohhhh that sounds good!’ ‘It would be rude not to, given the complimentary treat we were being offered tonight.’ Funny how you can suddenly acquire a second stomach for sweets, it’s referred to in Japan as betsu bara, the second stomach, which pretty much perfectly describes the fact that you can go on eating dessert after you are positive you couldn’t eat another savoury bite, no matter how glutinous you’ve been with the starters, entrees and mains.
The dessert dish we chose was a taster plate, a smorgasbord of delectables, a sample of each of the evening’s specialities, no need to choose because you get to sample everything! This way of eating is perfect for me, as I always covet the dish someone else orders. A huge marble plinth was placed before us with home made rum raison ice-cream, sorbet with fruit puree, chocolate cakes, cheesecakes and other treats. Each sample more delicious than the previous, the prefect, scrumptious ending to a most satisfying meal and we leave the restaurant full of cheer, full of delicious morsels and full of chocolate induced mirth.

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Josh, manger and employee of Pee Wee’s for 11 years told us that he find great pleasure in his work. On visiting him out of hours the following day to take some pictures, we found him walking his dog along the lawn and attending to the outdoor candles. ‘I come in early every day to be by the sea, to watch the sharks, dolphins and crocs, and to put some food out for the wallabies that visit the grounds. Who else gets to do that at work?’ ‘I love my job here.’ He said. And it shows. Staff members wear genuine smiles. They have taken the time to learn menu items, offering you all available choices with mouth-watering knowledge, making sure you are treated the way you always want to be served in all those restaurants, whose service often disappoints. Either we made the best choice possible on the menu for each course and luck was on our side, or everything on the menu was just as delectable as the dishes we tried, it’s hard to know, but one thing is for sure, this restaurant comes high on my recommendations. The food is superb, the staff are wonderful and the views are beautiful.

For bookings and further information visit Pee Wee’s here

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Merry Christmas We of the Never Never - Mataranka


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Chris and Chris play the part despite the Outback Aussie Xmas heat


With around 400 residents, the population of Mataranka fluctuates variously with the nearby Aboriginal community, with its seasonal influx of nomads and blowins. Walking into the Mataranka United Roadhouse, it was my turn to do the asking. An informal rotational system seems to be the way to do it. We have to ask a lot. Much asking gets done, and when you’re up you’re up and when you’re down just sit in the back of the van. I was feeling lucky after the lunch at the Homestead, and so strove to strike while the iron was hot.

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Nipper

I parted the doors of the roadhouse. I held my gaze, looking around me for that hot potato, and mosied on in the door like a gun slinging extra from Mary Poppins, chim-chimenny-cherroo, par’dner, and breezed up to the counter. The guy serving was a tall, pony-tailed desperado, and he was serving an Aboriginal man with the kind of ferociously hard-hitting light-hearted banter that had me a-jangling my spurs.

“No! You can’t have it! I’m busy… Ok then. How many do you want? Three! Again! [Cue laughter all round. A tight, nervous grin coils my mouth] I’ll have to stop you coming in. Here you are. $6 please. Thank you. Now fuck off and don’t come back!” [Cue more laughter, on both sides; customer service round here is savage]

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Darren

It was my turn next. I was next in line. I looked behind me to see, hoping against hope that there was someone else wanting to buy something, as I was wanting to buy some time, knowing it’s the quick and the dead in these parts, and a solid reliable witness would back me up in a court of law. But it was time to ‘man up’, as they say in these parts, and with my composure filling my cowboy boots with a steady trickle, I stood there by the counter, (not in front of the counter, by it, out of the way) with a hand on the counter-top and after a cough to clear my throat, I asked politely (like a Marine!) if I could speak to the boss about something.

“I could be the boss. It depends what you want. Doesn’t it? Tell me what you want first?” he said coiling a tight-lipped smile that doubled as a you’re-going-to-have-to-get-through-me-first-buddy expression.

“Eerm”, I mumbled, trying to compose myself, shuffling my feet - chin-chimeny-cherroo - before telling him the nature of our mission, and our need for fuel for which we would work.

“Oh!” he exclaimed, “I’ll get Christine. She’s the boss. She’ll be into this sort of thing. Wait there, I’ll get her”. He disappeared into the kitchen behind him, emerging a minute later with the owner, the boss-lady, Christine, evidently busy and flat out. Nevertheless, she took the time to listen, offering to help straight away. They owned a Motel further up the street and had three rooms that needed to be remade; they would pay us for each room done, and convert this into fuel for us.

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Christine (Chris or Little Boss as known by the Aboriginal community)

“Cassie my granddaughter will show you where everything is. I’ve got to cook the meals for the pub now, so come see me when you’re done, ok?”

By the time we had finished it was getting on in the day, so we asked if we could stay for the night and work to pay for it. Christine told us not to worry, that she had an offer for us, but that she would tell us later on, when she was finished at the Roadhouse, in the meantime relax (and, I heard her say anyway, and Phil tells tales of how he heard it too, but Anne, she says it’s not so, that it was never said, that we should relax and… watch the cricket). So we did.

Later, Christine’s daughter Lou came a-knocking, passing on the message from a still busy Christine that there was enough work for us over Christmas and New Year if we wanted. Ponting hit Ntini for a glorious boundary off an attempted Yorker, the crowd went wild, Phil’s leg twitched, Anne’s nostrils flared, we told Lou to tell Christine the answer was yes, and we all started bright and early the next morning.



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Phil doing one of his chores

I was working at the Roadhouse with the guy I had spoken to at the counter, who, as it turns out, was more bark than bite, and called Nipper. Lou, also there at the Roadhouse, was helping out for a few days cooking, before going back to Darwin. Cassie her stepdaughter, split the shifts with me. Bernie, a Road Train driver, is Lou’s husband, together with the two cheeky imps Jake and Tayla running around, were down for the visit.

Cassie’s boyfriend Kiel was working there, with Phil, on Yard duty. The Yardies worked between the Roadhouse, the Pub and the Motel, fetching, carrying, leaf-blowing with barely enough time to sit and watch the cricket all day on the T.V at the Roadhouse. Heidi the Jillaroo Cowgirl was working the wet season as a cook, on sabbatical from her usual occupation working as a Ringer on a Cattle Station and as a Rodeo rider.

Anne found herself at the Pub, learning about Keno, and working with English barman Darren, a journeyman bartender working his way across Australia, and through the Territory. Chris, Christine’s husband, managed the whole affair, with a lot to do, having only taken the place over a month before we arrived.

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We spent the time leading up to Christmas working this way, divided between the Roadhouse, the Pub and the Motel, serving food, drink and blowing the leaves from the paths. Ever-present and part of the daily routine was our interaction with the local Aborigines. Always a lively topic in rural Australia, they are still, today, seen as a ‘problem’. This problem has been handled with various degrees of interventionist policies and strategies over the years, always implemented with the grander-scheme-of-things for-their-own-good high-minded intent and ranging from the brutal, savage and genocidal show of force to segregationist laws and an attempted ‘breeding out’ policy to an apologetic and now conciliatory stance.

The violence bestowed upon Australia’s Indigenous people is shocking to say the least. The Stolen Generations, for example, are part of Australia’s past it has only recently abjured. The forced removal of Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander children from their families was official government policy from 1909 to 1969. The removal policy was managed by the Aborigines Protection Board (APB) which was a government board established in 1909 with the power to remove children without parental consent and without a court order.

Under the White Australia and assimilation policies Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander people who were ‘not of full blood’ were encouraged to become assimilated into the broader society so that eventually there would be no more Indigenous people left. The poplar view at the time was that Indigenous people were an inferior race, and therefore unnecessary.

Children were taken from Aboriginal parents so they could be brought up ‘white’ and taught to reject their Aboriginality. Children were placed with institutions and from the 1950s began also being placed with white families. Aboriginal children were expected to become labourers or servants, and so the education they were provided with was very poor. Aboriginal girls in particular were sent to homes established by the Board to be trained in domestic service.

The lack of understanding and respect for Aboriginal people also meant that many people who supported the child removals believed that they were doing the ‘right thing’. Some people believed that Aboriginal people lived poor and unrewarding lives, and that institutions would provide a positive environment in which Aboriginal people could better themselves. The dominant views in the society and government also meant that people believed that Aboriginal people were bad parents and that Aboriginal woman did not look after their children, and, indeed, forgot about them as soon as they left.

No-one knows how many children were taken, most records have been lost or destroyed, but the estimates are at over 100,000. Many parents whose children were taken never saw them again, and siblings who were taken were deliberately separated from each other. Today many Aboriginal people still do not know who their relatives are or have been unable to track them down an unforgivable anomaly in a culture so closely tied to kinship and family.

The generations of children who were taken from their families became known as the Stolen Generations. The practice of removing children continued up until the late 1960s meaning today there are Aboriginal people as young as their late 30s and 40s who are members of the Stolen Generations.

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It is quite an extraordinary thing to contemplate this. The facts are shocking in themselves: They were not counted as citizens until 1967, when they were included in the census for the first time. It was still legal to hunt and kill Aboriginals for sport until the late 1920s. From 1911 until 1964 they were considered ‘wards of state’, with The Chief Protector of Aboriginals having control over every aspect of their lives –without his permission they could not marry, leave their compound, settlement or area of the country, dispose of property, travel across state borders, drink alcohol, own a gun, negotiate wages, open bank account or apply for social security benefits – and were segregated from the townspeople and subject to strictly enforced curfews.

In 2007 the former Howard Government announced a national emergency response to child sexual abuse and drug and alcohol abuse in the Northern Territory. The NT Intervention, as it became known, involved a range of different measures, involving the quarantining of welfare payments for Aboriginal people living in Northern Territory remote Aboriginal communities.

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In order to pass the laws the Government had to amend the Racial Discrimination Act. The welfare laws involve replacing 50% of welfare payments made to all residents living in one of the ‘prescribed’ Aboriginal communities with Basic Cards that can only be spent on food and clothing. The rules are also referred to as an Income Management Regime. The present Rudd Government, while reviewing the scheme, continue to support it, wishing to extend it to all communities, not only Aboriginal.

Another part of the project was the widespread banning of pornography, and the monitoring of alcohol consumption. Drinking in the streets and parks has been banned, as has bringing alcohol into Aboriginal communities.
Being drunk in public carries with it a night in the cells or prosecution, and allowing an Aboriginal to get drunk on the premises carries with it the suspension of the Publicans liquor license. All take-outs are monitored; their id’s scanned through a national database, recording how much they buy, when, and whether they are entitled to buy any at all. If they have been red-flagged, the system will show it, and, computer says no, you can not sell them any alcohol.

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The welfare system, and the Land Rights Act of 1976 which granted them royalties from the mines and cattle stations on Native Land has provided money the value of which they have no language for. There are no numbers in Aboriginal languages. “One, two, many” is a legitimate form of counting for some. Theirs is a culture that never needed anything greater.
Working at the Roadhouse and Pub we saw how the value of the money they carried was relative to how much they could get for it. They share their money, their extraordinary communality reflected as they buy each other food, drink and cigarettes, depending on who has money, and when. The regularity with which each Aboriginal customer bought the same brand of cigarettes, the same brand of beer, and the same deep-fried food reached the point of parody sometimes.

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With so many interventionist policies regarding the serving of alcohol and the monitoring of their behaviour while on the premises, it placed us in the role of policing them, placating them, or ejecting them. Drunk at 11 in the morning in the Roadhouse trying to buy food they couldn’t pay for, or angry at being told they had exceeded their daily quota of alcohol and were denied buying anymore, or humbugging (begging) for money, cigarettes or drink from each other and arguing, it wasn’t easy, or particularly endearing.


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The lovely Cassey

Chris and Christine had many years experience working with Aboriginal people in the Territory, and told us many stories of what it is like in some of the more remote out-stations, where the influences of drink and idleness are not so prevalent. It was astonishing to witness not only the way they were treated, the opinion held about them, but the behaviour that fuels this. That they are besieged by alcohol and beset by aimlessness and listlessness is very apparent, and that violence and destitution is a way of life among many of them seems clear.

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Some Aboriginals don't like to have their pictures taken but some are more than happy for you to snap away

The ‘Longrass’ Aboriginals are so called because they choose to sleep in the long spear grass that grows, up to two metres tall sometimes, around the Tropics. The bushland on the other side of the Highway is the shelter for the local Aboriginals. There is a settlement nearby, but the amount of people coming out of the long grass as we opened the Roadhouse at 7am, would suggest the majority of them had slept under the stars despite the heavy rains.
While the rain continued, and with nothing to do, the Aboriginal men and women would seek the cover of the large shade trees, or hunker down under the canopy of the Roadhouse. There they would sit and wait, listless and smoking. Pacing occasionally back and forth to look through the glass door repeatedly, hovering, half-in half-out, pace up and down, humbug smokes from friends emerging from the long grass to join them, wait, look at the time, hover, then at 10 o’clock, when the pub opened, they were gone.

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The laundry we had to hang up and take down up to six times a day because of the sudden tropical rain

That hardship, sorrow and sadness is closely associated with the plight of Aboriginal people in Australia became all the more clearly demonstrated during our stay in Mataranka. Still so closely tied to the land they inhabited alone for so long some prefer to sleep outside rather than in the homes provided, to be nearer the pub and shops, providing a neat metaphor for the state of affairs of a people neither one thing nor another, neither living as they did traditionally, nor as our custom in the western world dictates.

It truly is a problem, and one that the federal government can’t solve on its own. We didn’t come up with any answers, merely questions and however long you look at the issue, examining the grieving past , and the present-day fall out, the future is one that cannot include the perpetuation of the descent into alcoholism, ill-health, unemployment and prison that blight the population right now and force the hand of an ever-ready babysitting government to intervene on their behalf once more.

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It rains almost every day over Christmas and New Year

Christmas was, for us, a bit of a damp squib. With Chris and Christine celebrating with Lou and Bernie, who were in Darwin Christmas Day, on Boxing Day with a feast for all fit for the King of Kings, we spent Christmas Day day eating instant noodles, drinking milkless tea, watching black and white movies on badly tuned TVs while it rained.

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Boxing Day dinner made up for our instant noodle Xmas lunch

A barbeque cooked for us in the evening by Chris livened us up, and the next days feast, with a pub full of locals and family was more like the Christmas we had been hoping for. New Years Eve was better. While Phil and I had finished work around 2pm, Anne had just started at the pub, so, being the friends we are, we went to keep her company. A tab opened up by Chris and Christine for us paved the way for some celebratory drinks, to see in the Ney Year, and it was lucky thing we had those early drinks to see it in because come two o’clock in the morning, after downing shots of bourbon and singing along with everyone else, with New Years spirits high and salutations passed around, it was around the time that we were singing an ode we composed to Nipper, called ‘Trevor’, that the sight in one eye blurred double and as legs wobbled correspondingly arms started to gesticulate wildly. I did what I always do when wildly drunk - but for the first time in 2009 - and sang the next ode to the wonder of Phil, before passing out arms splayed.

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Anne catches Phil and Gareth entertaining themselves with Taylor's Christmas toys

We put off pushing on because we liked it with these people and knew we had had it good. But destiny was calling, actually it was Lou and Bernie, offering us a place to stay in Darwin when we got there, so, fully fuelled up with $1600 raised for Book Aid, we bade Chris and Christine a fond farewell, Nipper too, and Heidi, Kiel and Cassie, and shook fellow countryman Darren by the hand, then departed up the Stuart Highway bound, at last, for Darwin.

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Much of Mataranka was flooded in whilst we were there

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The surrounding wildlife was incredible

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